9Round - Its a Party
Hey, hey, hope all is well! As I am sitting here at corporate headquarters, I have a good ear on what is going on in the Butler Road 9Round. I'm listening to the manager Reidar calling drills, playing Kool (I spell Kool with a K and you should also). Anyway, it's blowin’ up over there! He has fresh music, awesome drills, and he is motivating! It makes me realize it is impossible to get bored at a 9round gym.
When you are having so much fun, it distracts you from how hard you are actually working. I’m feeling kinda left out from all the fun over there! Well we all know how hard it is to keep teens interested in things for a long period of time. Wow when I was in High School classes lasted 45 minutes and that was way to long for me. If I only had some kind of 30 minute circuit math class to keep me interested!
So what's my point? I have parents come in all the time worrying that there teenager will lose interest. I respond with much confidence "That will not happen. Just look around". And it doesn't happen. 9round gyms are so fun it's like a PAAARTY with some great punch. Not only does the workout change every day, the round changes every 3 minutes, the songs on the radio are constantly jammin’, and it’s all orchestrated by our corporate certified 9Round trainers.
Be cautious with joining 9Round: It is a very addictive over the counter medication that does not cause drowsiness, it actually causes energyness!!! And yes that is a word. Well I can’t wait any longer wait I am itching to get my wraps on and get over to 9Round and enjoy the Paaaaarty, so I will see you there.
If you are not a member yet I have some advice for you: CLEAR YOUR KEY CHAIN OF ALL OF THE GYM MEMBERSHIPS YOU NEVER USE AND PUT A 9ROUND TAG ON THERE AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO THE PAARTY. -JUSTIN
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